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September 10th, 2008 4:47 pm

[ mood | cheerful ]

I remember reading something ancient one day about the proper etiquette of formal introductions.  There used to be a bit of pomp and circumstance that went into meeting someone or other.  There were different forms of address for presidents, kings and cardinals (which every common person needed to be aware of just in case they happened across a king or cardinal in the grocery market).  There were tones and inflections and orders in which you introduced the people around you.  Ladies always took precedence unless there was a president near by. 

When all else fails one can simply fall back on the words of Emily Post who instructed us all to never ever say "make you acquainted with" and call no one "my friend."  Wouldn't it be awkward to have to be introduced to every person you came across before you could even trade the obligatory comments about the weather? 

Well then, since there is no one here to make the formal introductions, how do you do?  Perhaps we'll talk further at another time.  But I won't crook my finger or chirp in your direction.  Ms. Post thinks those are terrible manners indeed.   And one must never tolerate the terrible etiquette displayed by anyone from the entire state of New York.  They're all tragically uncouth. 

Bullocks to this.  It's much easier to say what's tricks and give someone a hug. 

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April 29th, 2008 4:26 am
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. [

[ mood | amused ]

I took my own 99 day trial.  Give or take nine or ten.  A sabbatical of sorts, a way away from the madness, and the lunacy that results from recording your life on a keyboard and screen.  Its one that might not be read, or will probably be ignored.  But in the general scheme of things, your life might bore me too.

On November 20th, I updated this thing last, and then forgot about it.  Between then and there, we weight-limited Team 3D, watched Jay Lethal become a superstar, and actually got Chris Sabin some charisma and new gear.  Three guesses, children, what the bitch of the bunch in that was.  But I arrived, and re-arrived.

I don't use doorknobs, its much more memorable to Chuck Bronson your way through the it, baddie first.  I'm still the eggman, ladies and gentlemen.  Don't you ever forget it.

I can be found at certain times, where you'll least expect it.  There's still the offhand chance that I'll come through your window too.  Hide your women and club sandwiches.

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February 8th, 2008 7:06 pm
Consider this an invitation to my Gangsta Nation. [

[ mood | Lemon-Tart Happy ]

Talia. Velvet. Jamie. T-Dawg. Tizz but not Dizz. Doll. Babycakes. McMuffin. Mia. Poptart. Little Miss Talks Alot. Food. Food. Food! Strawberry Carbs. The answer to Tracy's slow gin fizz. Yankees Forever. White Trash Talia White Trash Skipper! - not nearly as cool as White Trash Bobbi. (Giant Truck still sold separately.) The T in April's T&A. Time Crisis Slave. Nerd with Heels and a Tan. Coors Lite. Hometown Hottie. Maxxxim. Queen of Beer Pong. Zoinks. Model Killer. The Meat in a Carolina Sandwhich. Bonnie not Clyde. The Real Deal. Everybody's partner in crime.

.... but you can call me talia crisis ii.

Points for another name to add to the list. Bonus points if you can tell me who sings the song from my lyrically inclined title!

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January 9th, 2008 1:10 am
I'm BACK Bitches! [

[ mood | excited ]

Since we don't do the welcome post thing around here, I guess I'll be writing one for myself.

So! Welcome Back the most vivacious lady in the business today! Everyone's favorite redhead, or at least one of them. Purrfect Angel. Ex-Diva. Current Knockout!  You know you have my Playboy under your bed.

Miss me?

Feel free to click MY Love Button.

Also, I'd like to welcome back one of the ladies that gave me the best Goodbye from WWE I could hope for. She is your current WWE Women's Champion and the only other woman I fear getting in the ring with as much as Kong. The one and ONLY Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!

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September 27th, 2006 9:30 pm
Dig me now. Avoid the rush. Vainglorious. [

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